Lafafa

One of my favorite words: Lafafa.

Lafafah! (Ah! I see!)

Laaaa-fffaffffaaahhh! (Sneezy)

Ooo - lafafa (sort of French)

La fafah... (Thoughtful French)

luah-fah-fah (Wonderment)

lafafalafafalafafalafafalafafalafafalafafa (Hold hands to ears and repeat)

"You beast! You animal....you..you...le-fafah!"

“Lafafa. Lafafa! (Like Marlon Brando, mumbling, “The horror. The horror,” in Apocaplypse Now.)

"This business plan is good at examining the opportunities – it strikes the right lafafa and provides a direction forward for us, the dedicated members of our team., and our valued stakeholders, the investors in this project."

"Oh…put Fifi in the lafafa willyou, Darling?"

“The Town Hall? Go straight for 100 meters, then turn left into first alley. You can’t miss it – it’s right next to the lafafa – can’t miss it”

"My rose, my toitle dove, my little lafafa."

Lafafa is actually a Hindustani word for 'envelope', mostly large brown ones; however, it shouldn't be, because it just sounds like it could be so many more things, and feels so good when I say it.

I like 'toitle', too. Why say 'turtle' when you its so easy to say 'toitle'?

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One of my favorite phrases: Kut bong sigli bong sigli gabinder de basillah. Kut sigli til-lah bong dey bong dey.

One way to say this aloud is:

Kut (Emphasize 'KUT' - like an explosion and leave a beat)

(then, each word rapidly enunciated, with a force to blast through the listeners skull) bong sigli bong sigli ... (rapidly, up tempo) Gabinder de basillah!

(Draw in breath sharply, toss head high and say the next part rapidly, narrowing your eyes): Kut sigli til-lah bong dey bong dey. (Repeat till your victim succumbs. Take off shoe and bang it on table, chair, lamp post - whatever, while saying 'bong de bong dey')

(Especially good when you're at a fine dining restaurant and the waiter brings the food/cheese/presents wine/bill. For best effect, slowly draw yourself to full height.)

Nope, it isn't Hindustani, Tibetan, Ollongo, or Malay. Just something a friend of mine made up, and showed me how to do when we were teens. I've used it ever since in many situations with bewitching effects.

Since it doesn't mean anything, you can play with it and use it in any situation you like - it's an absolutely versatile phrase. Maybe it’s something a Klingon could say in a romantic situation?